I'm now making a list which contains twilight fans attacks on people how don't care/don't like or just didn't want to listen to people talking about it. So please if you have any stories, please share.


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I'M A PROUD ANTI-TWILIGHT!!!!



WARNING TWEASER!!!!

TWILIGHT IS CRAP!! I'M SICK OF HEARING ALL THIS "Twilight is the best!", "Stephenie Meyers is the best write ever!"! Its a shit book and She CAN NOT Write. If you think otherwise shut up cause I don't really care! The only way you can change my mind is by giving me one good reason why I should.

Here's a rant for you.

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PROUDLY ANTI TWILIGHT
TWILIGHT IS THE WORST PIECE OF &*$# I HAVE EVER READ!! *fumes* her writing is crap, honestly she is a thesaurus RAPIST her storyline...i kinda got that she wanted it to be the whole forbiddenloveomygodwemustbetogether thing but the way she portrayed her characters and the general storyline...*shudder* and ever looked at a picture of smeyer?? think back to the shoddy description of bella and whatdoyouknow its pretty much the same. THIS ^$*&#^$ IS A PATHETIC SHOT AT WRITING ONE OF HER WET DREAMS!! and must she make all her characters pretty? HONESTLY! and "midnight sun" i believe its going to be called, HOW PATHETIC CAN YOU GET shes basically switching bellas name with edwards and vise versa and seeing who is stupid enough to buy twilight twice. and the whole, ohmagod it got leaked im going to go into angsty depression!! if you ask me, shes crying for attention and cant accept how awful her work is. and she is depressed over the fact we wont humor her and say her work is good, so now she is now throwing a tantrum. pfft. pathetic smeyer. i dont think you could fall any further in my eyes. so i read the host, stupidly hoping i could say something a little nicer about smeyer -_- i cant believe i scarred myself reading that. it was horrid, her storyline was pathetic and her characters are all PRETTY and MARY SUE! she isnt able to write anything other than these sort of characters, which is why she is a bad writer, she has no variety in her writing no unique..ness. it was crap.

if i hear someone say harry potter is crap and twilight is better i will bitch slap them. yes, harry potter is a little flawed. But she created something that could be read and enjoyed by EVERYONE her characters were all different and unique. Im not a fan of the epilogue, but c'mon give her some slack. its not like she could have made harry draco gay (sadly) do you know how many people would have complained?! and if harry had died...im sure she would have thrown many people into sad depressions (points at harrypotterfangirl94) so as annoying as her epilogue was, she didnt really have much leeway.


Another Rant

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So, I read the "Twilight" book a few years ago (before it became massively popular), and I absolutely HATED it.

The grammar was awful, the characters were awful, Bella was a whiny brat, the plot was non-existant, and it was pretty damn obvious that Stephanie Meyer had written her own, personal wet dream. Except it wasn't personal. It was public, and she was getting hailed as the "next J.K. Rowling".

GAH.

She then proceeded to write three craptastic sequels. And then: BAM! KAPOW! She was famous. Just like that.

I fear for humanity.

I don't understand why people love this book. I find Bella impossible to relate to, and Edward's a creepy, weakling stalker. Also, Jacob and Quill IMPRINTED ON BABIES.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

This is Twilight in a nutshell (from Bella's POV):

"OMG, liek, Edward is soooooooo HAWT!!!111!!!!! He, liek, oozes SEXIOSITY!!!!11!!! LOOOOL!!!11!"

And here's the sequel, New Moon, in a condensed version:

"Bella: I LOVE YOU EDWARD
Edward: I LOVE YOU TOO
Bella: I LOVE YOU EDWARD
Edward: I LOVE YOU TOO
Bella: I LOVE YOU EDWARD
Edward: Fuck this, I'm leaving.
Bella: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! MY LIFE IS OVER!!!! *tries to commit suicide*
Jacob: Hey.
Bella: OMG a MAN I MUST HAVE HIM.
Jacob and Bella: *in love*
Edward: I'm back.
Bella: I LOVE YOU EDWARD"

The next person to compare Stephanie Meyer to J.K. Rowling will be bitch-slapped so hard their genitals will fall off.

>.<

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